FAT BUYER
A silent weekly vlog from Japan.
Every meal. Every calorie. Every yen.
I keep buying too much fat — and I log all of it.
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TODAY’S HAUL
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FAT BUY RECORD
BREAKFASTBeef steak, rice, butter, Coke870 kcal
LUNCHSkipped (zzz)0 kcal
DINNER2 grilled rice balls, 4 yakitori1,035 kcal
SNACKChoco Pies x8 (ate them all)592 kcal
TOTAL
2,497 kcal
+715 kcal OVER!Updated with every video
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CHANNEL QUESTS
⚖️QUEST 1Reach 60 kg (132 lbs)!IN PROGRESS
📅QUEST 2Post every week until age 80!IN PROGRESS
🌎QUEST 31,000,000 Fat Buyer fans worldwide!IN PROGRESS
💖QUEST 4Make everyone who watches happy!IN PROGRESS
Help me clear them all. (Quest 4 might already be working — you’re smiling, right?)
HOW IT WORKS
1I buy food.
Usually too much.
Usually too much.
2I log every kcal
and every yen.
and every yen.
3You watch, judge,
and hit subscribe.
and hit subscribe.
ABOUT
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Hi, I’m Kaoru — the Fat Buyer.
I film my everyday life in Japan with no talking, just real sounds: sizzling, chopping, crunching. On screen you’ll see what I ate, how many calories it was, and what it cost, in yen and dollars. It’s a food diary, a budget log, and a very slow diet all at once.
I film my everyday life in Japan with no talking, just real sounds: sizzling, chopping, crunching. On screen you’ll see what I ate, how many calories it was, and what it cost, in yen and dollars. It’s a food diary, a budget log, and a very slow diet all at once.
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© FAT BUYER · Made with too much butter.